"You really think life would be better as a constable?"

He was saying "Yes, of course!" when a nearby security guard, who was putting his gun away, accidentally shot himself in the leg. The guard's look of pain and horror was terrible. He pointed the gun at me, but then only said, "Live!" as he put it inside his own mouth.

The back of his head and body erupted.

The guard was still somehow able to pull his body up into the tree. He was a great sticky mess and other people came over to clean up. They picked up bits of his body, which also included pieces of a woman and a small child. Someone picked up a tiny leg, severed above the knee.

It was three for the price of one.